A cynical, skeptical guy who ends up always falling in Perry Swinglester's path. He simply hates the world
because he knows for a fact that he's smarter than all these douches (you and me and everyone).
Suds carries around some kind of container, either a mug or a can, with
some kind of beverage inside that never seems to end - some theories are that it is the following; beer, coffee, soda,
water, beer, or beer, but it's most likely beer. You can't miss him without that signature red can that gained his nickname, Suds.
Perry is a deep-thoughted individual who is not gay. For some weird reason, Suds keeps on trying to murder him, and no matter
how much Perry tags along after Suds (but not in a gay way) he just can't seem to gain his respect. Perry
is constantly creating strange ideas that no one seems to take into consideration. There really isn't much to say about
this fellow. Also, he's not gay!
Avital is the
really neurotic creator of this webcomic. At first she only appeared some of the time but nowadays she's a regular character. Unfortunately, might I add.
She acts as if she has A.D.D., but don't be fooled. She actually just has a really short attention span.
Avital prefers to be called 'Av'. But then that's also retarded. So just forget it.
Next to that cartoon picture is the real me. It looks nothing like me but you know what? whatever, that is what.
MINOR CHARACTERS THAT NO ONE REALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT
He first appeared in the olden days (pre-characterozoic era), along the lines of the 5-20 comics.
He writes retarded poems for a living and once got critiqued by Suds. He changed his shirt due to
Avital forgetting what color his shirt was him being gay.
There are rumors that he and Perry were close, very close, very very close gay friends. However, how I wrote that sounded dumb. And Perry doesn't let me
say he's gay, thus making that sentence retarded.
R.I.P., POEM GUY. SUDS AXED YOU YOUR AGE AND DUG AN AXE INTO YOUR HEAD. WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.
I don't know what gender Punk is, because they claim to be 'bi', cover their eyes with a really annoying hat, and smoke so often that their voice is raspy and
almost incomprehendable. They want to be a major character. But how can I have a fucking main character that I don't fucking know the gender of? That makes
NOOOO fucking sense. All I know is their age, which is fucking 15. So FUCK PUNK. They're staying here with the minor characters.
QUESTION: Who would you like the next character to be?
Leave your answer as a comment in the next comic I make! :)
MORE CHARACTERS SOON! XD